Things Sarah Palin Refers To As "That One"

John McCain called Barack Obama "That One" in the debate and now we have a great list of 6 things that vice president candidate Sarah Palin also refers to as "That One". Also, don't miss the list of subjects Sarah Palin would be scared to encounter if she ever appeared on the game show Jeopardy. While here please make sure to cast your vote in our election poll in the reight sidebar. Read the lists here.

X-Rays You Do Not Want To Be The Subject Of

Creepy Robot Girl! I Will Wait For The Adult, Not Creepy Version.

Man, talk about a creepy little The Grudge robot, I will wait for the less Stepford child version. Call me when they are adult and not scary. Read the story and check out the video here.

Robot WOMAN! Now That's More Like It. Does She Come In Blonde?

Finally, the perfect companion. How much and how long to deliver? Does she have a volume control? Just kidding. No, really. With awesome scary cool video, read the story here.

Starbuck's- Every One Has A Sink Running All Day For NOTHING!

So your local Starbucks turns on the tap and let sit run, all day, non-stop- EVER! Times 10,000 Starbucks outlets. Every three minutes one faucet flows out enough to sustain one African person suffering a drought. What a green company. It's all to keep bacteria from growing in the trap and pipes, though NO expert agrees that this is needed. Ever heard of bleach? Read the story here and Starbuck's pathetic denial here, before heading off to check it out at your Starbucks, than grabbing a coffee at the gas station.

Sarah Palin On A Mavericky And Hilarious Blog

Sarah Palin on a daily blog, funny thoughts, images, ideas. Click here, then add to your favorites.

Woman Gets $200 Fine For Donating ONE Shoe To Homeless Shelter

Her giving nature led her to dump one shoe, half a shutter and a cabinet door in the parking lot of the homeless shelter. The judges giving nature called it littering and said give the city $200! Read the story here.

University Dorm Student Sets Fire To Building. 'Student' Is 31 Years Old!

So I am like 31, and I want to go to school, and like sleep in a dorm. No, I am not troubled, there will be no fires. I promise. Read the story here.

Mr. Gay UK Is A Killer Cannibal!

In a stunning tribute to gay cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer Mr. Gay UK killed and ate part of a man. What would Freud think of all this gay man eating. Read the story here.

Amy Crackhouse, I Mean Amy Winehouse To Cut Her Hair. Next Year. Now That's News!

I'm sorry to put you through this, but next year, Amy Winehouse just might cut her hair. Stop the presses. And if she doesn't smoke it she may donate it to Locks Of Reasons To Gouge Your Eardrums Out. Read the story here, if you must.

If You Steal 1.6 Million Dollars From The Navy, Probably A Good Idea To Hide It Before Slapping Your Wife Around

Or something like that. After being arrested for domestic abuse, she called his employer, the U. S. Navy and asked them to take his work hear out of her house. Oops. Read the huge theft story here.

Teacher Arrested For Sex With Student, Parents Just Can't Believe It

Parent's in an uproar as she was their kid's favorite student. Dummies. Maybe she is innocent, but until the smoke clears she will not be taking this families children on weekend camping trips. Actually, not even after the smoke clears, I am pretty protective of my own. Teachers wanting to sex up the kids should move to England, the teacher's union there thinks teachers should not be held criminally liable. Read about this teacher here. Read about the British pervs here.

Judge Releases Heroin Addict Burglar Go Despite 145 Crimes

That's way left of center I would say, go free and promise not to be bad again. Surely the other 145 crimes were all a mistake. It's enough to make me want to puke. Here in Texas we might have executed him... just because! Read the story here.

British Teacher's Union Demands Right Have Sex With Students!

That's right, they think no teacher should be prosecuted for sleeping with a student over the age of 16. And what's next, 15? Dear Lord, don't let America's teachers find this out. Read the story here.

Not Really News- Galveston Islanders Who Stayed Behind Died!

So the last thing one woman said on the phone with a friend was "I really messed up this time". That's an understatement. The real news is that so few people died in Galveston, 33 confirmed, about 200 still missing. Read the story here.