Forget Obama And McCain, Vote Cynthia McKinney!

JUST KIDDING! Please check out this story and video where the Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney claims the Department of Defense killed 5,000 people, mostly men, following hurricane Katrina, with single bullets to the head. How di all the networks miss this? The families of the men, so quiet! Read the whole delusional stroy and watch the video here, and try to refrain from wondering if they have one bullet left...

Girl Spends 1 1/2 Hours Eating At Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC Fines Their Customer 150 Pounds!

That's right, you sit down with a friend to enjoy 14 pieces of chicken, 6 bags of fries and cokes (5,465 calories!), of course it will take an hour and a half. Uh-oh, 15 minutes longer than this Kentucky Fried Chicken allows their customers to eat. Customers, you know, the ones paying the bills. Several days later a "fine" for 150 pounds arrives in the mail. That's $264.82 for us Yanks. Read the story here.

Rosie O'Donnell To Get New Show. Dear God, Let It NOT Be True!

It is true, with a "test segment" to air the night before Thanksgiving. Rosie O'Irritating? Rosie O'Obnoxious? Rosie O'WhyIsn'tSheDead? Don't forget what a condescending twit she was with the ever polite Tom Selleck, which contributed to the downward spiral of her last disaster. Watch the video of poor Tom below. Read the story so you can be busy cooking turkey rather than watching one here.

Five Really Cool And Incredibly Tiny Artworks Of Willard Wigan

U.K. artist Willard Wigan creates incredible and incredibly tiny works of art in the eyes of needles and on the heads of pins.

Woman Buys Home In eBay Auction For $1.75!

OK, so it's a little run down, and also has $850 in back taxes due, but $1.75? Eight bids came in and it went to $1.75? So she was like, "Well, it's at $1.50, I guess I will go to $1.75", and nobody else even tried. Anyway, now with the housing crisis and financial meltdown, will she be able to finance and hold onto the property? Read the story here.