77 Year Old Granny Gets 14 Years For Cocaine Smuggling

Yeah, but with the leniant judicial system she will probably be out by the time she is 85. Read the story here.

Amy Crackhouse, I Mean Amy Winehouse To Cut Her Hair. Next Year. Now That's News!

I'm sorry to put you through this, but next year, Amy Winehouse just might cut her hair. Stop the presses. And if she doesn't smoke it she may donate it to Locks Of Reasons To Gouge Your Eardrums Out. Read the story here, if you must.

Mom Arrested For Giving Baby Beer In Sippy Cup

Well, it shouldn't be much of a surprise anyway, as the cops were there undercover to buy drugs. Charges include trafficking heroin, distribution of marijuana, child abuse... oh yeah, twice she offered to have sex for $100 so also promoting prostitution. Kind of like a grocery store of sin. Read the story here

Couple Can't Spare Time To Bring Child Home, Brings Child To Do Drug Deal

The time constraints of being a good drug dealer. Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do, even if it means bringing your child to sell Ecstasy tabs. And who ever would have suspected such from such an attractive young couple. Strangely, not in Florida? Read the story here.

Police- "Do You Know Why We Are Here"? Woman- "Because Of What I Have Growing In My Backyard. My Marijuana Plants".

Police follow up anonymous tip and bust woman with 170 marijuana plants in her backyard. Sse claims ALL 170 plants are for her personal medical needs. Police arrest her and send pot off to the "state laboratory for testing", which also sounds a bit suspicious. Read the story here.