University Dorm Student Sets Fire To Building. 'Student' Is 31 Years Old!

So I am like 31, and I want to go to school, and like sleep in a dorm. No, I am not troubled, there will be no fires. I promise. Read the story here.

Teen Tries To Have Mom Killed So He Can Spend Her Money On Girlfirend's Boob Job.

Teen hires two "hit men" to kill his mother with a baseball bat, so he will have money from her bank account to pay the rent and buy his girlfriend a boob job. Where he is headed now, HE will be the girlfriend. Read the story here.

28! Students Suspended. For Cooking Breakfast. Next Time, Just Smoke Pot In The Bathroom Kids! Make It Count.

I find it hard to believe that the kids realize "it was a foolish thing to do", unless of course they are referring to the knucklehead administrators suspending them. Read the story here.

Dad Finds Naked Boy In Daughter's Room, Hits Him With Pipe! I'd Have Done The Same.

Now the question is, what to hit the daughter with? Read the story here.

Bebo Social Network Hosts Fake Teen Ghetto Gangsters. Again.

Kids in Britain pose on social networking site Bebo as gangsters from the ghetto. Right, this sounds like what those punks in Colorado would have done if they hadn't missed the Internet. Read the story here.