Father Of The Year Award!

How unfortunate that fate drops you into the care of a father like this, one that weighs you down with a historically horrible name, just to satisfy his own leanings.

How unfortunate would it be to go through life as a child Adolf Hitler, exposed to media attention, surely teased and tormented by other kids?

That's the case for little Adolf Hitler Campbell, who for the last two weeks has been the subject of news reports, blog posts, and comments forms, since his father became upset when ShopRite supermarkets refused to make him a cake. A cake that read "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler"!

Questionable father Heath Campbell and his daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. That's right, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. One other unlucky child is dubbed Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a nod to Nazi Himmler and a death camp.

It's sad that the poor boy had trouble getting a cake for his third birthday, but Wal-Mart relented and made him a cake. This father must truly be a wonderful Dad. Always pressing the point, I assume asking for a cake that did not say "Happy Birthday Adolf", but instead "Happy Birthday Adolf HITLER"! What a cowardly method of living a life and a political belief, to drag a child through that muck. I Only wish Heath's parents had been more insightful and chose a better name for Dad- Asshole Campbell. Heath, listen up...

Read the whole stupid story here.

Drive Drunk, Hit Signs And Curbs, Cops Following, Go To School To Pick Up Kids.

Well, yeah, don't be late to pick up the kids, the wife will be so mad. What's with the pink mug shot, I do not know, was he THAT toasted? Read the story here.

Mom Arrested For Giving Baby Beer In Sippy Cup

Well, it shouldn't be much of a surprise anyway, as the cops were there undercover to buy drugs. Charges include trafficking heroin, distribution of marijuana, child abuse... oh yeah, twice she offered to have sex for $100 so also promoting prostitution. Kind of like a grocery store of sin. Read the story here

Horrible Video Of Girl Leaving Baby At A Church In Federal Way, Washington

Sure she has troubles and all, and I am sure her lawyers will ask us to pity her for all the stress she was under, but what a major ass leaves an infant wrapped in a beach towel in 49 degree weather!

Couple Can't Spare Time To Bring Child Home, Brings Child To Do Drug Deal

The time constraints of being a good drug dealer. Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do, even if it means bringing your child to sell Ecstasy tabs. And who ever would have suspected such from such an attractive young couple. Strangely, not in Florida? Read the story here.

Muslim Cleric Who Celebrated 9-11 Gets Payback, Daughter A Busty Topless Pole Dancer!

In the classic twist on the preacher's wild daughter, Muslim cleric Omar Bakri, kicked out of Britain for his hateful views, found out his wild daughter, Yasmin Fostok, is an unwed mother, adventurous in bed, and a busty pole dancer. Read the story here.

Teen Tries To Have Mom Killed So He Can Spend Her Money On Girlfirend's Boob Job.

Teen hires two "hit men" to kill his mother with a baseball bat, so he will have money from her bank account to pay the rent and buy his girlfriend a boob job. Where he is headed now, HE will be the girlfriend. Read the story here.