Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Santa Poses Nude For 'The Odd Report" Christmas Card

Wishing a Merry Christmas

and a

Happy New Year

to everyone reading

The Odd Report

Father Of The Year Award!

How unfortunate that fate drops you into the care of a father like this, one that weighs you down with a historically horrible name, just to satisfy his own leanings.

How unfortunate would it be to go through life as a child Adolf Hitler, exposed to media attention, surely teased and tormented by other kids?

That's the case for little Adolf Hitler Campbell, who for the last two weeks has been the subject of news reports, blog posts, and comments forms, since his father became upset when ShopRite supermarkets refused to make him a cake. A cake that read "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler"!

Questionable father Heath Campbell and his daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. That's right, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. One other unlucky child is dubbed Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a nod to Nazi Himmler and a death camp.

It's sad that the poor boy had trouble getting a cake for his third birthday, but Wal-Mart relented and made him a cake. This father must truly be a wonderful Dad. Always pressing the point, I assume asking for a cake that did not say "Happy Birthday Adolf", but instead "Happy Birthday Adolf HITLER"! What a cowardly method of living a life and a political belief, to drag a child through that muck. I Only wish Heath's parents had been more insightful and chose a better name for Dad- Asshole Campbell. Heath, listen up...

Read the whole stupid story here.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Snowzilla Giant Snowman Served With A Cease And Desist Order!

Check out the amazing story of Snowzilla, the tallest snowman in the world at 21 feet. The bad news is halfway through building him this year, all of the traffic and publicity caused the neighbors to complain and the city stuck a cease and desist order in Snowzilla's butt, ending all the fun. Complete details here.

A Complete Run Down Of All The Over-Priced And Less Than Impressive Robot Toys.

Slate has an excellent article comparing the vast array of various audioanimatronic animals and robotic friends available this Christmas, including Kota the Triceratops in a most unmoving and non-dramatic video. Don't miss the decidedly CREEPY petting of the Pleo, the last video in the article. That woman, or is it a man>, is stroking that toy just a bit to much.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Perhaps The Worst Website Ever. Enjoy!

'Accept Jesus, Forever Forgiven'. Well, how correct to say- "OH MY GOD"! This has to be one of the most puzzling, annoying, and badly designed websites ever. From the first moment of the screeching cat??? to the seizure inducing rainbow racing across the screen it's bad. Heap on some elevator straight to Hell music and you have a BAD website. Enjoy it here.

Maldives Islands, Heaven On Earth.

Maldives Islands, south of India and far off the beaten track, difficult and expensive to visit, turns out to be a Heaven on Earth. For more beautiful photos of the Maldives and much more visit Robot Nine.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

It's As Good A Time As Any To Celebrate George Bush's Last Days In Office With A Photo Collection

Yes, the glory days of the Royal Family Bush is coming to an end with George W. Bush. In celebration of his illustrious eight years in office as the leader of the free world, we offer this eclectic collection of some of our President's finest moments. Oh dear God, do I hear Neil Bush in the wings...

Hundreds Of Homeless Driven To Register And Vote In The Same Day By Obama Supporters

Yes, but can we be so sure they voted for Obama. I mean, really, once in the booth they may have considered Palin's scary religiosity, McCain's recent faith in our strong economy, and the Republicans sure belief that if we pave the way for the rich and corporate America, it will all trickle right down to the street! Throw in Bush's God inspired hatred of science and surely we have a McCain vote. Surely? Read the story here.

'That One', Hilarious Video About President Barack Obama

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Woman Sits On Toilet For A Month, Has To Have Toilet Seat Surgically Removed!

Surely I read this story wrong. So she has stayed in the bathroom for two years and her "boyfriend" did not find that odd? He finally called for help when she sat on the toilet for a month and her skin fused with the seat? Ick. Good God! That must have been a hell of a magazine she was reading! Or the worst Montezuma's revenge ever. Poor girl, read her sad tale here.

77 Year Old Granny Gets 14 Years For Cocaine Smuggling

Yeah, but with the leniant judicial system she will probably be out by the time she is 85. Read the story here.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Things Sarah Palin Refers To As "That One"

John McCain called Barack Obama "That One" in the debate and now we have a great list of 6 things that vice president candidate Sarah Palin also refers to as "That One". Also, don't miss the list of subjects Sarah Palin would be scared to encounter if she ever appeared on the game show Jeopardy. While here please make sure to cast your vote in our election poll in the reight sidebar. Read the lists here.

X-Rays You Do Not Want To Be The Subject Of