Wednesday, December 24, 2008
How unfortunate that fate drops you into the care of a father like this, one that weighs you down with a historically horrible name, just to satisfy his own leanings.
How unfortunate would it be to go through life as a child Adolf Hitler, exposed to media attention, surely teased and tormented by other kids?
That's the case for little Adolf Hitler Campbell, who for the last two weeks has been the subject of news reports, blog posts, and comments forms, since his father became upset when ShopRite supermarkets refused to make him a cake. A cake that read "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler"!
Questionable father Heath Campbell and his daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. That's right, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. One other unlucky child is dubbed Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a nod to Nazi Himmler and a death camp.
It's sad that the poor boy had trouble getting a cake for his third birthday, but Wal-Mart relented and made him a cake. This father must truly be a wonderful Dad. Always pressing the point, I assume asking for a cake that did not say "Happy Birthday Adolf", but instead "Happy Birthday Adolf HITLER"! What a cowardly method of living a life and a political belief, to drag a child through that muck. I Only wish Heath's parents had been more insightful and chose a better name for Dad- Asshole Campbell. Heath, listen up...
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Check out the amazing story of Snowzilla, the tallest snowman in the world at 21 feet. The bad news is halfway through building him this year, all of the traffic and publicity caused the neighbors to complain and the city stuck a cease and desist order in Snowzilla's butt, ending all the fun. Complete details here.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
'Accept Jesus, Forever Forgiven'. Well, how correct to say- "OH MY GOD"! This has to be one of the most puzzling, annoying, and badly designed websites ever. From the first moment of the screeching cat??? to the seizure inducing rainbow racing across the screen it's bad. Heap on some elevator straight to Hell music and you have a BAD website. Enjoy it here.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Yes, the glory days of the Royal Family Bush is coming to an end with George W. Bush. In celebration of his illustrious eight years in office as the leader of the free world, we offer this eclectic collection of some of our President's finest moments. Oh dear God, do I hear Neil Bush in the wings...
Yes, but can we be so sure they voted for Obama. I mean, really, once in the booth they may have considered Palin's scary religiosity, McCain's recent faith in our strong economy, and the Republicans sure belief that if we pave the way for the rich and corporate America, it will all trickle right down to the street! Throw in Bush's God inspired hatred of science and surely we have a McCain vote. Surely? Read the story here.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Surely I read this story wrong. So she has stayed in the bathroom for two years and her "boyfriend" did not find that odd? He finally called for help when she sat on the toilet for a month and her skin fused with the seat? Ick. Good God! That must have been a hell of a magazine she was reading! Or the worst Montezuma's revenge ever. Poor girl, read her sad tale here.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
John McCain called Barack Obama "That One" in the debate and now we have a great list of 6 things that vice president candidate Sarah Palin also refers to as "That One". Also, don't miss the list of subjects Sarah Palin would be scared to encounter if she ever appeared on the game show Jeopardy. While here please make sure to cast your vote in our election poll in the reight sidebar. Read the lists here.