'That One', Hilarious Video About President Barack Obama

Amy Crackhouse, I Mean Amy Winehouse To Cut Her Hair. Next Year. Now That's News!

I'm sorry to put you through this, but next year, Amy Winehouse just might cut her hair. Stop the presses. And if she doesn't smoke it she may donate it to Locks Of Reasons To Gouge Your Eardrums Out. Read the story here, if you must.

"I'm Goin' To Niagara, To Get Some Viagara."

What possibly could be worse than rap, regular, everyday, horrible rap? Granny Rap. Video included and I will leave it at that. Read the story here.

Egyptian Lawmaker Accused Of Paying Two Million Dollars To Have Lebanese "American Idol" Winner Beheaded.

The bad news is she was found beheaded. The worse news is that she was really hot! Worst of all Justin Guarini and Clay Aiken still walk around safe and sound? Read the story here.

Fun Website Shows The Number One Hit The Day You Were Born. Might Be More Interesting To See What Was Playing When You Were Conceived.

A few simple clicks and you can see the number one hit the day you were born. Cool, but perhaps of much more psychological interest would be what your parents were listening to when you were conceived! Check your own dates out here.