Thursday, September 11, 2008

Hurricane Ike- Remain On Galveston Island, Face "Certain Death" Hurricane Center Says.










SHORELINE OF GALVESTON BAY...15 TO 22 FEETLIFE THREATENING INUNDATION LIKELY!ALL NEIGHBORHOODS...AND POSSIBLY ENTIRE COASTAL COMMUNITIES...WILL BE INUNDATED DURING THE PERIOD OF PEAK STORM TIDE. PERSONSNOT HEEDING EVACUATION ORDERS IN SINGLE FAMILY ONE OR TWO STORYHOMES WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH. MANY RESIDENCES OF AVERAGECONSTRUCTION DIRECTLY ON THE COAST WILL BE DESTROYED. WIDESPREADAND DEVASTATING PERSONAL PROPERTY DAMAGE IS LIKELY ELSEWHERE.VEHICLES LEFT BEHIND WILL LIKELY BE SWEPT AWAY. NUMEROUS ROADSWILL BE SWAMPED...SOME MAY BE WASHED AWAY BY THE WATER. ENTIREFLOOD PRONE COASTAL COMMUNITIES WILL BE CUTOFF. WATER LEVELS MAYEXCEED 9 FEET FOR MORE THAN A MILE INLAND. COASTAL RESIDENTS INMULTI-STORY FACILITIES RISK BEING CUTOFF. CONDITIONS WILL BEWORSENED BY BATTERING WAVES. SUCH WAVES WILL EXACERBATE PROPERTYDAMAGE...WITH MASSIVE DESTRUCTION OF HOMES...INCLUDING THOSE OFBLOCK CONSTRUCTION. DAMAGE FROM BEACH EROSION COULD TAKE YEARS TO REPAIR.

Read the entire report here. Click on our Hurricane Ike Update Widget for current reports in the sidebar or here.


Instructions On Infant Care, Funny!


Hilarious Instuctions On The Do's And Dont's Of Caring For An Infant



Why The Real Estate Gurus Are Wrong And You Don't Want To Be A Landlord











This renter vacated his apartment leaving over 1,000 polystyrene fast food containers strewn about, not to mention the incredible mountain of cigarette butts carefully stacked on the sink. Ugh. Flat for rent, HUGE deposit! Click on image for a better view and read the story here.


Verizon Tech Accused Of Making Illegal Sex Calls. $220 Thousand Dollars Worth!










So all those stories your boyfriend told you about him NOT making those calls just might be true. $220,000 worth? That's 45,000 minutes, or 750 hours! His 'dialing hand' must be really tired and sore. Read the story here.


"I'm Goin' To Niagara, To Get Some Viagara."










What possibly could be worse than rap, regular, everyday, horrible rap? Granny Rap. Video included and I will leave it at that. Read the story here.