Father Of The Year Award!

How unfortunate that fate drops you into the care of a father like this, one that weighs you down with a historically horrible name, just to satisfy his own leanings.

How unfortunate would it be to go through life as a child Adolf Hitler, exposed to media attention, surely teased and tormented by other kids?

That's the case for little Adolf Hitler Campbell, who for the last two weeks has been the subject of news reports, blog posts, and comments forms, since his father became upset when ShopRite supermarkets refused to make him a cake. A cake that read "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler"!

Questionable father Heath Campbell and his daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. That's right, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. One other unlucky child is dubbed Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a nod to Nazi Himmler and a death camp.

It's sad that the poor boy had trouble getting a cake for his third birthday, but Wal-Mart relented and made him a cake. This father must truly be a wonderful Dad. Always pressing the point, I assume asking for a cake that did not say "Happy Birthday Adolf", but instead "Happy Birthday Adolf HITLER"! What a cowardly method of living a life and a political belief, to drag a child through that muck. I Only wish Heath's parents had been more insightful and chose a better name for Dad- Asshole Campbell. Heath, listen up...

Read the whole stupid story here.

Hundreds Of Homeless Driven To Register And Vote In The Same Day By Obama Supporters

Yes, but can we be so sure they voted for Obama. I mean, really, once in the booth they may have considered Palin's scary religiosity, McCain's recent faith in our strong economy, and the Republicans sure belief that if we pave the way for the rich and corporate America, it will all trickle right down to the street! Throw in Bush's God inspired hatred of science and surely we have a McCain vote. Surely? Read the story here.

Woman Gets $200 Fine For Donating ONE Shoe To Homeless Shelter

Her giving nature led her to dump one shoe, half a shutter and a cabinet door in the parking lot of the homeless shelter. The judges giving nature called it littering and said give the city $200! Read the story here.

Judge Releases Heroin Addict Burglar Go Despite 145 Crimes

That's way left of center I would say, go free and promise not to be bad again. Surely the other 145 crimes were all a mistake. It's enough to make me want to puke. Here in Texas we might have executed him... just because! Read the story here.

British Teacher's Union Demands Right Have Sex With Students!

That's right, they think no teacher should be prosecuted for sleeping with a student over the age of 16. And what's next, 15? Dear Lord, don't let America's teachers find this out. Read the story here.

Not Really News- Galveston Islanders Who Stayed Behind Died!

So the last thing one woman said on the phone with a friend was "I really messed up this time". That's an understatement. The real news is that so few people died in Galveston, 33 confirmed, about 200 still missing. Read the story here.

Seattle Children's Theatre Producing Stage Version Of 'Night Of The Living Dead'. Huh?

Hmmm, is this a good idea? 'Night of the Living Dead' at the Seattle CHILDREN"S Theatre? No plans yet for a revival of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Read the story here.

Lingerie Model Guilty Of Bribery Attempt Of Cop To Avoid Ticket.

She pulled $270 cash out of her bra to try and pay her ticket on the spot. Yeah right. How funny, good job Mr. cop! Read the story here.

Rosie O'Donnell To Get New Show. Dear God, Let It NOT Be True!

It is true, with a "test segment" to air the night before Thanksgiving. Rosie O'Irritating? Rosie O'Obnoxious? Rosie O'WhyIsn'tSheDead? Don't forget what a condescending twit she was with the ever polite Tom Selleck, which contributed to the downward spiral of her last disaster. Watch the video of poor Tom below. Read the story so you can be busy cooking turkey rather than watching one here.

Woman In Cow Suit Arrested For Chasing Children, More. Mug Shot!

This woman was arrested for dressing in a cow suit and chasing neighborhood children, and peeing on the neighbor's porch. 'Udderly' ridiculous. Read the story here.

Thieves Have To Leave Behind The Loot, The Car Was To Small To Carry It

Classic. Remember the guns, the lookouts, synchronize your watches, steal 1/2 million dollars. Damn, we really should have bought a full-size vehicle. Wait until these thieves get home and Mom punishes them for having eyes bigger than their bellies, and a car smaller than the money. Read the story here.

Landlord Sued For Trying To Run Off Tenants With The Old Bag Of Dead Cats Trick

Where do you get a bag of dead cats anyway. One tenant said "It was so bad, we thought it was a dead body," and indeed it was lady, several of them. Read the sick story here.

Denver Police Issue 'Funny' T-Shirts Commemorating The Possible Beating Of Democratic National Convention Protestors.

Now how's that for a bad idea, even if it seemed funny in the meeting. Click on the image fro a better view. A Denver detective says they have not received any complaints. Well now that 'The Odd Report' is on the case, you will. Read the story here.

Metal Plates Inside Luggage Sends Message To Those Always Smiling Airport Security Guards. Order Yours Today!

And for a real laugh, put a metal cutout in the shape of a pistol in Grandma's luggage. For years you all will laugh about her trip to Des Moines! Read the story here.