Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Father Of The Year Award!

How unfortunate that fate drops you into the care of a father like this, one that weighs you down with a historically horrible name, just to satisfy his own leanings.

How unfortunate would it be to go through life as a child Adolf Hitler, exposed to media attention, surely teased and tormented by other kids?

That's the case for little Adolf Hitler Campbell, who for the last two weeks has been the subject of news reports, blog posts, and comments forms, since his father became upset when ShopRite supermarkets refused to make him a cake. A cake that read "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler"!

Questionable father Heath Campbell and his daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. That's right, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. One other unlucky child is dubbed Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a nod to Nazi Himmler and a death camp.

It's sad that the poor boy had trouble getting a cake for his third birthday, but Wal-Mart relented and made him a cake. This father must truly be a wonderful Dad. Always pressing the point, I assume asking for a cake that did not say "Happy Birthday Adolf", but instead "Happy Birthday Adolf HITLER"! What a cowardly method of living a life and a political belief, to drag a child through that muck. I Only wish Heath's parents had been more insightful and chose a better name for Dad- Asshole Campbell. Heath, listen up...

Read the whole stupid story here.

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