That's right, they think no teacher should be prosecuted for sleeping with a student over the age of 16. And what's next, 15? Dear Lord, don't let America's teachers find this out. Read the story here.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
British Teacher's Union Demands Right Have Sex With Students!
That's right, they think no teacher should be prosecuted for sleeping with a student over the age of 16. And what's next, 15? Dear Lord, don't let America's teachers find this out. Read the story here.
Not Really News- Galveston Islanders Who Stayed Behind Died!
So the last thing one woman said on the phone with a friend was "I really messed up this time". That's an understatement. The real news is that so few people died in Galveston, 33 confirmed, about 200 still missing. Read the story here.
Seattle Children's Theatre Producing Stage Version Of 'Night Of The Living Dead'. Huh?
Hmmm, is this a good idea? 'Night of the Living Dead' at the Seattle CHILDREN"S Theatre? No plans yet for a revival of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Read the story here.
Lingerie Model Guilty Of Bribery Attempt Of Cop To Avoid Ticket.
She pulled $270 cash out of her bra to try and pay her ticket on the spot. Yeah right. How funny, good job Mr. cop! Read the story here.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Drive Drunk, Hit Signs And Curbs, Cops Following, Go To School To Pick Up Kids.
Well, yeah, don't be late to pick up the kids, the wife will be so mad. What's with the pink mug shot, I do not know, was he THAT toasted? Read the story here.
Christine Swift, FL. Contempt Of Court.
Christine Swift, FL. Contempt of Court. Possibly Contempt For Hair Styling Also!Woman Brings Bat To School, Kids Touch It, Bat Rabid, Parents Too!
This woman bought a dead bat to school and let children touch it. See how soft he is kids? Oh, by the way kids, he has rabies, which can be spread through saliva. Don't worry though, the month long rabies treatment only costs $800 each and will be covered by the school's insurance. Read the story here.
Homer Simpson Casts His Vote For President!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Forget Obama And McCain, Vote Cynthia McKinney!
JUST KIDDING! Please check out this story and video where the Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney claims the Department of Defense killed 5,000 people, mostly men, following hurricane Katrina, with single bullets to the head. How di all the networks miss this? The families of the men, so quiet! Read the whole delusional stroy and watch the video here, and try to refrain from wondering if they have one bullet left...
Girl Spends 1 1/2 Hours Eating At Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC Fines Their Customer 150 Pounds!
That's right, you sit down with a friend to enjoy 14 pieces of chicken, 6 bags of fries and cokes (5,465 calories!), of course it will take an hour and a half. Uh-oh, 15 minutes longer than this Kentucky Fried Chicken allows their customers to eat. Customers, you know, the ones paying the bills. Several days later a "fine" for 150 pounds arrives in the mail. That's $264.82 for us Yanks. Read the story here.
Rosie O'Donnell To Get New Show. Dear God, Let It NOT Be True!
It is true, with a "test segment" to air the night before Thanksgiving. Rosie O'Irritating? Rosie O'Obnoxious? Rosie O'WhyIsn'tSheDead? Don't forget what a condescending twit she was with the ever polite Tom Selleck, which contributed to the downward spiral of her last disaster. Watch the video of poor Tom below. Read the story so you can be busy cooking turkey rather than watching one here.
Five Really Cool And Incredibly Tiny Artworks Of Willard Wigan
U.K. artist Willard Wigan creates incredible and incredibly tiny works of art in the eyes of needles and on the heads of pins.
Woman Buys Home In eBay Auction For $1.75!
OK, so it's a little run down, and also has $850 in back taxes due, but $1.75? Eight bids came in and it went to $1.75? So she was like, "Well, it's at $1.50, I guess I will go to $1.75", and nobody else even tried. Anyway, now with the housing crisis and financial meltdown, will she be able to finance and hold onto the property? Read the story here.
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