Shockingly Bad Weather Conditions In Antarctica. Put A Jacket On If You Run To The Car!

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Check out these rather harsh weather conditions in Antarctica, then when the winter comes, shut up!

Sarah Palin Gets Hit On By Pakistan President!

President Zardari complimented Palin on her beauty in a long, warm handshake, twice, all this and his wife Benazir Bhutto is barely cold after her recent assassination. Read the story here. See the pissed-off Pakastani newscasts here. Well, since Benazir was killed, Sarah is the hottest politician going.

Metal Plates Inside Luggage Sends Message To Those Always Smiling Airport Security Guards. Order Yours Today!

And for a real laugh, put a metal cutout in the shape of a pistol in Grandma's luggage. For years you all will laugh about her trip to Des Moines! Read the story here.

750 Gorillas Run Wild On Streets Of London, England!

It's like 'Planet of the Apes' with a jogging yuppie twist. Great fun, neat idea, read the story here or visit the website here.

Just Because You Die, Don't Think You Can Avoid That Final Cell Phone Bill

T-Mobile continued to send this woman's mother her cell phone bill despite several phone calls and a mailed death notice! When the deceased failed to pay they turned the bill over to a collection agency. No dropped calls, even in death. Read the story here.

Muslim Man Sues Employer, A Grocery Warehouse, Because He Has To Move Alcohol In Warehouse With A Forklift.

Muslim man sues his employer, a grocery chain, because the evil heathens insisted he use the forklift to move ALCOHOL around the warehouse. He claims they never told him he would have to do that when he was hired. Here's a great idea- get a new job! Read the whole stupid story here.

Woman Finds Dead Bat In Coffee Maker. Next Time Order Decaf, Debat.

So late that night when she cleaned the coffee filter, there was the dead bat. I once made tea with the coffee grounds still in the maker, and my girlfriend liked the taste. Toffee? Cea? Read the story here.

Couple Can't Spare Time To Bring Child Home, Brings Child To Do Drug Deal

The time constraints of being a good drug dealer. Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do, even if it means bringing your child to sell Ecstasy tabs. And who ever would have suspected such from such an attractive young couple. Strangely, not in Florida? Read the story here.

Out On Bail, But Not For Long

Conrad Baum

Hillsborough County, Florida (Of Course)

Attempted Murder

"Out On Bail", Not For Long

Battery Charges For Farting On A Cop Are Dropped

To fart when a cop is arresting you is bad form, to fan it toward the cop just might be battery. Maybe not as charges are dropped and sop is expected to fully recover. Read the story here.

Muslim Cleric Who Celebrated 9-11 Gets Payback, Daughter A Busty Topless Pole Dancer!

In the classic twist on the preacher's wild daughter, Muslim cleric Omar Bakri, kicked out of Britain for his hateful views, found out his wild daughter, Yasmin Fostok, is an unwed mother, adventurous in bed, and a busty pole dancer. Read the story here.

Farmer Dyes Sheep Blue To Track Their Sexy Habits!

British farmer dyed some sheep blue so it would rub off on the ewes and he would know which were "in lamb". Kind of like catching them red-handed, only blue. Kinky farmer. Read the story here.

Amazing Collection Of Mug Shots Not To Be Missed!

Compliments of "The Smoking Gun", an incredible 'lineup' of assorted thieves, transvestites, drunks, and various other lawbreakers- allegedly! Enjoy the show here.

Woman Hogs Hotel Computer, Man Stabs Her Three Times

When he felt she was hogging the computer at the hotel business center he stabbed her three times with a steak knife. What a sharp temper! Read the story here.

Teen Tries To Have Mom Killed So He Can Spend Her Money On Girlfirend's Boob Job.

Teen hires two "hit men" to kill his mother with a baseball bat, so he will have money from her bank account to pay the rent and buy his girlfriend a boob job. Where he is headed now, HE will be the girlfriend. Read the story here.