When The News Isn't Funny Sometimes The Weatherman Is.

Woman Shoots Two People Because They Haven't Seen Her Chihuahua.

I will ask you once have you seen my Chihuahau, I might ask a second time have you seen my Chihuahua, and you better come up with a freakin' Chihuahua or I'll cap yo ass! Read the story here.

Church Skips Bikini Clad Car Washers, Stop In And Let The Clowns Wash Your Car. Really.

Clowns washing cars. that is the deal, for free no less. I presume it's the old marketing ploy of expecting a tip. Meanwhile, across the street a dozen cute girls in bikinis are offering the same deal. Hmmm, wonder who pulled in the most? Please click on the phot for a better view. No, he's not creepy, really. Read the story here.

New York State Throws Out Lawsuit From Woman Who Slipped At A Waterfall While Walking. On Slick Rocks. In Shoes With No Tread. While Blindfolded!

New York woman walking blindfolded and in slick bottom shoes slips an trail to waterfall, falls 120 feet, and survives! The not surprising news is she sued the state of New York because they "failed to adequately warn of the dangers involving the falls and the stream leading to the falls." The good, funny, and oh so righteous news is that New York has thrown the case out. Read the story here.

Double Wires- An Addictive Game.

Simply click your mouse where you want his web to shoot and swing along. How far can you go? Post your best distance in the comments section!

Thieves Steal Life-Size Ceramic Pigs, Community Squeals About It.

Three life-size ceramic pigs to be used in the Big Pig Jig Festival were stolen recently. The director wonders "Who would try to steal a life-size ceramic pig at 3 A. M.?" News flash, they didn't try, they did. Police issue an A.P.B.- All Pigs Bulletin! Read the story here.

NASA Astronaut In Amazing And Beautiful Self-Portrait.

A stunning photo self-portrait of a NASA astronaut taken while walking in space above a cloudy Earth. Beautiful. Click on the image above for an even larger and more incredible view.

British Supermarket Closes After Clerk Discovers World's Deadliest Spider In Bananas!

Giant 4 inch spider discovered by clerk under the bananas in a supermarket, and it's bad enough that it is huge and hairy. Worse, it turns out to be a Brazilian Wandering Spider, listed by Guinness Book of World Records as the most venomous animal in the world. Read the story here.

California Man Arrested For Flashing People. At A NUDE Beach!

So you want to have a little flashing fun, expose yourself to some poor, unsuspecting soul. What better place than a nude beach. Surely that will be no problem. Wrong! You can still be arrested for flashing, even at a nude beach. Read the story here.

Good News- The New Ford Fiesta Gets 65 MPG! Bad News- You Have To Live In Europe To Drive It.

Ford announced the release of their new Fiesta with an amazing 65 miles per gallon fuel use, but they will only sell it in Europe for "business reasons." The reasons? Us picky and ill informed Americans cannot be convinced that it's diesel fuel is not a dirty fuel. Read the story here.

Chicago Murder Rate Almost Double The Death Rate In Iraq Over The Summer.

In one of those fun little online projects, local Chicago media began tracking murders and gun violence on Google Earth. This summer- Iraq 65, Chicago 125. Mayor changes nickname of city from 'The Windy City' to "Gonna Cap Yo Ass Good City'. Click on the Google map image for a scary eye-opener or read the story here.

Death Row Inmate Has One Final Request. "Turn Me Into Fish Food!"

This Texas death row inmate has declined the steak and baked potato or cheeseburger and Dr. Pepper that has come to be expected, and has a final request that as part of an art project he be turned into fish food and fed to fish by guests at an aquarium. Couldn't he have just had fish sticks and be done with it. Read the story here.

Woman Screams Help Me, Cops Kick In Door, Cockatoo Looks Like "What, Me? It Wasn't Me."

When the neighbors heard the woman screaming "HELP ME" over and over they called the cops. When nobody answered the door and the woman continued screaming "HELP ME", the cops kicked the door in. Then the cockatoo got quiet. Read the story here.

Mug Shot Deluxe- Five Mugs For The Price Of One!

William Colvin of Florida, of course, was arrested for domestic battery. Five Times. In only two months. Don't even ask me about the eye. If she did that to him, well, good.

January 11, 2008

January 12, 2008

February 6, 2008

February 10, 2008

March 3, 2008

If you wish to read them, here are a few of his arrest records... January 11, 2008 , January 12, 2008, February 6, 2008, February 10, 2008, and March 3, 2008 .

I still want to know about the eye!

Florida University Halts Sale Of Beer On Campus In The Morning, Finds It Could Lead To Drinking Before Class

South Florida University in Tampa has halted the sale of beer, as people may drink while working or before class. It was good for the week it lasted, beer at 11 A.M. As for alcohol consumed off-campus during the day, University Vice President says it's like "don't ask, don't tell". Now that's gay. Read the story here.