If You Steal 1.6 Million Dollars From The Navy, Probably A Good Idea To Hide It Before Slapping Your Wife Around

Or something like that. After being arrested for domestic abuse, she called his employer, the U. S. Navy and asked them to take his work hear out of her house. Oops. Read the huge theft story here.

Japanese Professor Claims North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died, Represented Now By Clever Doubles

The photo above supposedly shows Kim's double on the left in 2008 and the real Kim Jong Il on the right in 2003. Very crafty, so well done I would almost believe it is the same man! Read the story here.

Six Inch Long, 10 MPH Camel Spider Hitches Ride Home With Soldier, Kills Family Dog

Paratrooper Rodney Griffith arrived home from Afghanistan with a terrorist stowaway, a Camel Spider. They grow 6 inches long, can run 10 miles per hour, and this one killed Rodney's dog and is still hiding in the home. Family leaves, refuses to return. I can't blame them. Read the story here.

Gustav Bears Down On New Orleans. Worse, Blackwater Stormtroopers To Follow

As Gustav approaches the Gulf Coast the firm of Blackwater has issued a multi-state call for security forces to patrol New Orleans. All applicants must be firearm certified and those with "revolver-only status need not apply". Read up on Blackwater methods after Katrina and in Iraq and their many "accidents". Read the story here.