Drive Drunk, Hit Signs And Curbs, Cops Following, Go To School To Pick Up Kids.

Well, yeah, don't be late to pick up the kids, the wife will be so mad. What's with the pink mug shot, I do not know, was he THAT toasted? Read the story here.

Florida Mug Shots, Always Good For A Look!

Tristan Macker, Florida. Possession of Marijuana (Possibly Face Graffiti)

Paul Jackson, Florida. Battery, Theft, Several other charges, and a beautiful smile.

Cheryl Bohanan, Florida. Domestic Violence, and Fuck Off, She's Taken!

Robert Thorton, Florida. Domestic Battery, Disorderly Intoxication. Who would guess?

Syrah Wine Called Palin? Like Sarah Palin. Funny

Forget your zinfandel, a wine known as a syrah is bottled under the name Palin, and it effectively tracks the popularity of Sarah Palin and the Republican party. In liberal San Francisco it has dropped off in sales , but in Palin's home state of Alaska they cannot import it fast enough. Read the whole story here.

Battery Charges For Farting On A Cop Are Dropped

To fart when a cop is arresting you is bad form, to fan it toward the cop just might be battery. Maybe not as charges are dropped and sop is expected to fully recover. Read the story here.

Kentucky Town Drunk Arrested Over 1,300 Times!

Henry Earl of Kentucky has been arrested over 1,300 times, mostly for public intoxication, and has spent over 5,000 days in custody. Avoid hangovers Henry, stay drunk! Read the story here.

Missing 77 Year Old Man Found In Bar Drinking A Few Beers.

Several days after the man just vanished from a nursing home, worried officials found him staying at a hotel, drinking a few brews with the locals. I do not blame him one bit. Read the story here.

Burglar Walks Home In Underwear, Forgets Wallet.

Man breaks into home, takes off all of his clothes but his underwear, steals and drinks a bottle of wine, then leaves, walking home. In his underwear. "Oh, damn, I forgot my pants at the house. With my wallet in them!" Read the whole pathetic story here.

Florida University Halts Sale Of Beer On Campus In The Morning, Finds It Could Lead To Drinking Before Class

South Florida University in Tampa has halted the sale of beer, as people may drink while working or before class. It was good for the week it lasted, beer at 11 A.M. As for alcohol consumed off-campus during the day, University Vice President says it's like "don't ask, don't tell". Now that's gay. Read the story here.

English Girl Drinks Unique Alcohol Concoction And Head Swells To Football Size!

So what happens when you enjoy a holiday mixture of Baileys. chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider, and gin. You're head swells to the size of a football, and doctors say it could be permanent. Here in Texas we would have left the dangerous cider out. Read the story here.

Man Trespasses, Climbs Atop Train, Gets Electrocuted, Sues Amtrak For Not Protecting Him.

A Queens, New York man gets drunk, illegally trespasses and climbs atop Amtrak high speed train. 27,500 volt wires leave him in flames and cause his left hand and leg amputated. What to do? Sue Amtrak of course, as they "should have known that people trespassed" and therefore should have done more to protect them. Read the story here.