77 Year Old Granny Gets 14 Years For Cocaine Smuggling

Yeah, but with the leniant judicial system she will probably be out by the time she is 85. Read the story here.

"I'm Goin' To Niagara, To Get Some Viagara."

What possibly could be worse than rap, regular, everyday, horrible rap? Granny Rap. Video included and I will leave it at that. Read the story here.

Missing 77 Year Old Man Found In Bar Drinking A Few Beers.

Several days after the man just vanished from a nursing home, worried officials found him staying at a hotel, drinking a few brews with the locals. I do not blame him one bit. Read the story here.

Man Dying Of Cancer Buys His Own Tombstone And Gives Away All His Money. Oopsie, Doctors Were Wrong!

Knowing he had but a few weeks to live, he divided his worldly possessions amongst friends and family, and bought his own tombstone, surely a happy purchase. A year later, doctors give him the good news- We were wrong! Read the story here.