In a stunning tribute to gay cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer Mr. Gay UK killed and ate part of a man. What would Freud think of all this gay man eating. Read the story here.
I'm sorry to put you through this, but next year, Amy Winehouse just might cut her hair. Stop the presses. And if she doesn't smoke it she may donate it to Locks Of Reasons To Gouge Your Eardrums Out. Read the story here, if you must.