Florida Mug Shots, Always Good For A Look!

Tristan Macker, Florida. Possession of Marijuana (Possibly Face Graffiti)

Paul Jackson, Florida. Battery, Theft, Several other charges, and a beautiful smile.

Cheryl Bohanan, Florida. Domestic Violence, and Fuck Off, She's Taken!

Robert Thorton, Florida. Domestic Battery, Disorderly Intoxication. Who would guess?

Out On Bail, But Not For Long

Conrad Baum

Hillsborough County, Florida (Of Course)

Attempted Murder

"Out On Bail", Not For Long

Dad Finds Naked Boy In Daughter's Room, Hits Him With Pipe! I'd Have Done The Same.

Now the question is, what to hit the daughter with? Read the story here.

"I'm Goin' To Niagara, To Get Some Viagara."

What possibly could be worse than rap, regular, everyday, horrible rap? Granny Rap. Video included and I will leave it at that. Read the story here.

Florida Man Arrested For DUI. In Related News He, Loves Midget Porn. Is He Aware That Little People Is What Small Porn Stars Prefer To Be Called?

Jon Paul Matterson, Florida (Of Course)

Driving Under The Influence

"Loves Midget Porn"

What Didn't He Get Arrested For?

Justin Krautheim, Florida, Of Course.

Arrested for burglary, giving a false name, theft, possession of firearms, and driving under the influence, among other things.

Could he also have been arrested for not using more bandages to cover up that dirty look.

Note To Self- When I Kidnap Someone Do Not Set My Gun Down Next To Victim To Text Message Someone.

When one of the kidnappers (in Florida, of course) sets his gun down to type a text message, victim shoots and kills him. Hope it was an important message. Read the story here.

Mug Shot Deluxe- Five Mugs For The Price Of One!

William Colvin of Florida, of course, was arrested for domestic battery. Five Times. In only two months. Don't even ask me about the eye. If she did that to him, well, good.

January 11, 2008

January 12, 2008

February 6, 2008

February 10, 2008

March 3, 2008

If you wish to read them, here are a few of his arrest records... January 11, 2008 , January 12, 2008, February 6, 2008, February 10, 2008, and March 3, 2008 .

I still want to know about the eye!

Florida University Halts Sale Of Beer On Campus In The Morning, Finds It Could Lead To Drinking Before Class

South Florida University in Tampa has halted the sale of beer, as people may drink while working or before class. It was good for the week it lasted, beer at 11 A.M. As for alcohol consumed off-campus during the day, University Vice President says it's like "don't ask, don't tell". Now that's gay. Read the story here.

Mug Shot- My What An Interesting Place For A Tattoo.

Sam Apostolou. Florida, Of Course.

Obtaining A Controlled Substance.

How many controlled substances must you obtain before a 'tramp stamp' style tattoo on your forehead starts sounding like a reasonable idea?

Mug Shot- Robert Marcum. Can You Guess What The Charge Was?

Robert Marcum, Florida. Of Course.

Arrested for arson.

Now I am not one to be soft on crime, but shouldn't this guy be at the hospital?

Florida man breaks into home to make coffee. Hey, I know how much you sometimes want a cup.

Florida Man breaks into home and makes some coffee, figures it will be a good place "to dry off and rest". Homeowner disagrees, making it a very expensive cup of coffee. Read the story here.