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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

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Odd News

  • No Cake For Boy Named Adolf Hitler.
  • Giant Snowzilla Gets Cease And Desist Order.
  • Review Of Robotic Toys.
  • Goodbye George Bush Clock!
  • Enjoy The First In Our BAD Website Series.
  • Maldives Islands, Heaven On Earth.
  • George W. Bush Photo Collection.
  • 'That One' Hilarious Pro Obama Video
  • Woman Sits On Toilet For A Month, Seat Has To Be Surgically Removed.
  • 77 Year Old Granny Gets 14 Year Sentence For Smuggling Cocaine.
  • X-Rays You Do NOT Want To Be The Subject Of.
  • Creepy Robot Child. I Will Wait For The Sexy Adult Version.
  • Much Less Creepy Robot Woman. Now That Is More Like It!
  • Starbuck's Wastes Water By Never Turning The Sinks Off!
  • 31 Year Old Dorm Student Sets Fire To School. 31 Years Old! ! ! !
  • Mr. Gay UK Confesses To Killing A Man And Eating Him.
  • Man Arrested For Stealing 1.6 Million In Office Equipment From Navy.
  • Teacher Arrested For Sex With Student, Parents In Shock.
  • Stupid Judge Releases 145 Time Criminal Heroin Addict.
  • British Teacher's Union Demanding No Criminal Sentence For Having Sex With Students.
  • 13 Year Old Oxford Math Genius Grows Up And Becomes A Prostitute.
  • Surprise, People Who Remained In Galveston For Hurricane Ike Died.
  • Seattle Children's Theatre Producing 'Night Of The Living Dead' Play.
  • Lingerie Model Guily Of Bribery Attempt.
  • Playstation Grand Turismo Car Now A Real Citroen! Awesome!
  • Driving Drunk And Running Over Curbs? Make Sure You Lead The Pursuing Cops Right To School So You Can Pick The Kids Up!
  • I Believe Halloween Is Becoming Hookerween.
  • Woman Brings Rabid Bat To School For Kids To Touch.
  • Homer Simpson Casts His Vote For President.
  • Cynthia McCain, Green Party Presidential Candidate, Lunatic.
  • Kentucky Fried Chicken Fines Customer $264 For Eating Too Slowly.
  • Rosie O'Donnell Gets New Show, Public To Suffer.
  • The Tiny Artworks Of Willard Wigan.
  • Woman Buys Home In eBay Auction For $1.75.
  • Papercut Art Of Peter Callesen.
  • Thieves Steal 5,000 Regular Size Condoms And One 23 Foot Inflatable One.
  • 'The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls'
  • Woman In Cow Suit Arrested For Chasing Chidren, Peeing On Porch.
  • U.S. Financial Bailout So Large It Will Not Fit On Debt Clock.
  • Girl Bleeds From Pores For No Reason.
  • Thieves Car So Small They Have To Leave The Loot Behind!
  • Mom Arrested For Giving Baby Beer In Sippy Cup, Among Other Things.
  • Shocking X-Ray Of Huge Knife In Boy's Head.
  • Florida Mug Shots, Always Worth A Look.
  • Chinese Man Floats 1,500 Miles On An Inner Tube.
  • Bank Robber Escapes Down River On Inner Tube!
  • Landlord Tries To Run Off Tenants With A Bag Of Dead Cats.
  • Five Disturbing Pre-9-11 World Trade Center Ads
  • Man Sues After Doctor Removes Penis During Surgery.
  • Syrah Wine Called Palin Tracks Popularity Of Sarah Palin.
  • Man Sodomized Sheep But Does Not Have To Register As A Sex Offender.
  • Bad Woman Leaves Baby In Beach Towel Outside Church In 49 Degree Weather.
  • So Many Route 666 Signs Get Stolen Road Numbers Are Being Changed.
  • Rat Meat Prices In Cambodia Soar Out Of Control!
  • Quardiplegic Arrested For Taping Girls In Shower.
  • Couple Seeks Priest's Counsel, Priest Quits Church, Moves In With Wife, Gets Sued.
  • Denver Police Have Funny T-Shirt About Beating Protestors. Real Hilarious, In China Maybe.
  • Thieves Try To Sell Stolen Goods Back To Owner.
  • Very, Very, VERY Bad Antarctic Weather.
  • Pakastani President Hits On Sarah Palin!
  • Metal Cutouts Send Fun Messages Through X-Ray Machines To Always Fun Security.
  • 750 Gorillas Run Wild In London Streets!
  • Dead Woman Continues To Get T-Mobile Bill, Then Turned Into Collection Agency!
  • Muslim Man Sues Employer Because They Asked Him To Move Alcohol With Forklift.
  • Woman Finds Dead Bat In Her Coffee Maker!
  • Young Couple Bring Their Child To A Drug Deal.
  • Man Charged With Battery For Farting On Cop, Charges Evaporate Like Gas.
  • Muslim Hate Cleric's Daughter A Busty Topless Pole Dancer.
  • Farmer Dyes Sheep Blue To Track Their Sex Habits.
  • Amazing Collection Of Mugshots- Not To Be Missed!
  • Woman Hogs Computer At Hotel, Impatient Man Stabs Her Three Times!
  • Teen HIres Hit Man To Kill Mom So He Can Pay For Girlfriend's Boob Job!
  • China Publishes Story, Transcripts Of Rocket Launch. Before Rocket Is Launched!
  • Kentucky Man Arrested For Public Intoxication. Over 1,300 Times!
  • 28 Kids Suspended For Cooking Breakfast.
  • Politician Wants To Offer $1,000 To Women To Become Sterile.
  • German's Build Upside-Down House. With Photos.
  • Dad Finds Boy In Daughter's Room, Hits Him With Pipe!
  • Hurricane Ike Wind Prediction Site, By Zip Code.
  • Mugger's 'Victim' Is Karate Champ, Kicks Mugger's Butt!
  • Man Bitten By Poisonous Snake. On His Penis!
  • Giant Iceberg Penis Found Floating In Ocean.
  • Hurricane Ike Proving Insurance Journal's No Hurricanes In TX Guess Wrong.
  • Renter Leaves Mountain Of Cigarette Butts And Fast Food Containers In Unit.
  • Verizon Tech Accused Of Making $220 Thousand In Illegal Sex Calls.
  • 79 Year Old Granny Rapper.
  • Black Church Sues To Shut Down "Redneck Store".
  • Missing 77 Year Old Man Found Having A Few Beers At Hotel Bar.
  • Dying Man Gives It All Away, Then Finds Out Doctors Were Wrong.
  • Chinese Smugglers Haul Uranium, Play With It, Sleep With It.
  • Sarah Palin Action Figure, Available In Three Flavors.
  • Obama Says McCain's Presidency A Pig In Lipstick. McCain Squeals Loudly.
  • Bebo Online Site Hosts Fake Teen Ghetto Thugs.
  • Bed, Bath And Beyond Refuses To Allow 911 Call In Their Store.
  • Airline Loses Body Of Man's Wife For Four Days.
  • Hurricane Ike Approaches, Official Worries Over "Hurricane Fatigue".
  • Burglar Steals Wine, Drinks It, Walks Home In Underwear, Forgets Wallet.
  • Annual Fireball Festival Only Hospitalizes People This Year, No Deaths!
  • Hurricane Ike Bears Onward Toward Gulf Coast.
  • Kidnapper Set Gun Down To Text, Victim Shoots Him.
  • Cave Tour Cancelled After They Discover Bats In Cave.
  • Professor Claims Korean Leader Is Clever Double.
  • Woman Shoots Two People Because They Have Not Seen Her Chihuahua.
  • Forget Bikini Babes, These Clowns For Christ Will Wash Your Car.
  • Woman Slips At Waterfall While Blindfolded, Sues New York.
  • Thieves Steal Three Life-Size Ceramic Pigs.
  • World's Most Poisonous Spider Found In Supermarket Bananas.
  • Man Arrested For Flashing. At A Nude Beach!
  • 65 MPG Ford To Be Sold Only In Europe.
  • Chicago Murder Rate More Dangerous Than Iraq.
  • Death Row Final Request, Feed Me To The Fish.
  • Cops Kick In Door To Rescue Screaming... Cockatoo?
  • FL College Cancels Beer Sales Until 6 PM After Just One Week.
  • RNC Anti-War Rally Draws Crowd Of 50.
  • Girl Way Overdoes Alcohol, Head Swells Enormously.
  • Woman Has 170 Pot Plants For Her Own Medical Needs.
  • Art Made Entirely Of Chewed Gum.
  • Obama As The 46 Year Old Political Virgin Movie Poster Parody.
  • Republicans Unknowingly Express Their True Thoughts On Sarah Palin.
  • Ad Exec Sends Layoff Memo To Entire Company.
  • Custom's Inspector Finds 300 Spiders In Package.
  • Giant Spider Invades Liverpool, U.K.
  • Is This VP Candidate Sarah Palin Nude?
  • Renter Above Bar Asks Them To Quiet Down By Peeing On Their Glass Roof.
  • Teen Shot To Death For Egging Cars.
  • Egyptian Lawmaker Accused Of Paying 2M $ To Have Singer Beheaded.
  • Florida Man Breaks Into Home To Make Coffee.
  • Statue Of Jesus With Erection Outrages Brits.
  • India Leaves Flood Victims Stranded On Roofs For Weeks.
  • Stunning List Of Vandal Damage At Just One Museum.
  • Lloyd's Bank Changes Password- Without Informing Customer.
  • Woman Repeatedly Smashes Her Car Into Her Husband's Car.
  • Do You Love To Travel? Dining Out? Rat, The Other White Meat?
  • Japan's PM Resigns Amid Unpopularity. Americans Feel Deja Vu.
  • 15 Most Odd Themed Restaurants In The World.
  • Hole In Bag Of Stolen Rice Leads Cops To Thieves
  • Man Gets Electrocuted Trespassing On Train, Sues Amtrak.
  • Hurricane Causes New Orleans Markets To Sell Out Of Ice, Water, Pop-Tarts.
  • Woman Finds 32 Bombs, Drops Them Off At Police Station.
  • Giant Spider Kills Soldiers Dog, Hiding In House
  • I-10 East Closed, AL Tells Evacuees Turn North.
  • Cops Told Take Hands From Pockets, Remove Piercings, Shave.
  • Blackwater Troops To Maintain Order After Hurricane Gustav. Scary.
  • Man Tries To Cut His Own Arm Off In Restaurant.

Mug Shots

  • Woman Gets $200 Dollar Fine For Donating One Shoe To Homeless Shelter.
  • Christine Swift, FL, Contempt Of Court, Possibly Contempt For Hair Styling Tools.
  • Woman In Cow Suit Arrested For Chasing Children, Peeing On Porch.
  • Florida Mug Shots, Always Worth A Look.
  • Conrad Baum, Florida, Attempted Murder, "Out On Bail".
  • Amazing, Not To Be Missed Mugshot Collection!
  • Jon Paul Matterson, Florida, DUI, "Loves Midget Porn".
  • Jason Krautheim, Florida, What Wasn't He Arrested For?
  • William Colvin, Florida, Domestic Battery. Five Times. In Two Months!
  • Sam Apostolou, Florida, Controlled Substance.
  • Robert Marcum, Florida, Arson.

Lists

  • Seven Papercut Artworks Of Peter Callesen
  • Five Very Tiny Artworks From Artist Willard Wigan.
  • Five Disturbing Pre-9-11 World Trade Center Ads

Images

  • Maldives Islands, Heaven On Earth.
  • Funny Instructions On Infant Care.
  • NASA Astronaut's Amazing Self-Portrait.
  • 30 Minutes, No Service.
  • Sitting At The Edge Of The Pool.

Videos

  • 'That One' Hilarious Barack Obama Video
  • Homer Simpson Casts His Vote For President.
  • Very, Very, VERY Bad Weather In Antarctica!
  • Gay Weatherman Versus A Roach Live On The Air. Roach Wins.
  • Woman Smashes Her Car Repeatedly Into Her Husband's Car.

Websites

  • Goodbye George Bush Clock!
  • Things Sarah Palin Can Name.
  • Paper Art Of Peter Callesen.
  • Great Gorillas! Run A Race, Save A Gorilla!
  • Antipodes Map Shows What's On The Exact Other Side Of The Earth From Where You Are.
  • Jamie Marracchino's Art Made Of Chewed Gum.
  • The Number One Song The Day You Were Born.

World's Worst Websites

  • Dokimos- Accept Jesus, Forever Forgiven.

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