Father Of The Year Award!

How unfortunate that fate drops you into the care of a father like this, one that weighs you down with a historically horrible name, just to satisfy his own leanings.

How unfortunate would it be to go through life as a child Adolf Hitler, exposed to media attention, surely teased and tormented by other kids?

That's the case for little Adolf Hitler Campbell, who for the last two weeks has been the subject of news reports, blog posts, and comments forms, since his father became upset when ShopRite supermarkets refused to make him a cake. A cake that read "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler"!

Questionable father Heath Campbell and his daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. That's right, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. One other unlucky child is dubbed Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a nod to Nazi Himmler and a death camp.

It's sad that the poor boy had trouble getting a cake for his third birthday, but Wal-Mart relented and made him a cake. This father must truly be a wonderful Dad. Always pressing the point, I assume asking for a cake that did not say "Happy Birthday Adolf", but instead "Happy Birthday Adolf HITLER"! What a cowardly method of living a life and a political belief, to drag a child through that muck. I Only wish Heath's parents had been more insightful and chose a better name for Dad- Asshole Campbell. Heath, listen up...

Read the whole stupid story here.

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'That One', Hilarious Video About President Barack Obama

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Sarah Palin On A Mavericky And Hilarious Blog

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Homer Simpson Casts His Vote For President!

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Forget Obama And McCain, Vote Cynthia McKinney!

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Syrah Wine Called Palin? Like Sarah Palin. Funny

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Denver Police Issue 'Funny' T-Shirts Commemorating The Possible Beating Of Democratic National Convention Protestors.

Now how's that for a bad idea, even if it seemed funny in the meeting. Click on the image fro a better view. A Denver detective says they have not received any complaints. Well now that 'The Odd Report' is on the case, you will. Read the story here.

Sarah Palin Gets Hit On By Pakistan President!

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China Releases Transcript Of Astronaut Conversations. Before The Rocket Is Launched.

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Politician Wants To Pay Women To Be Made Infertile!

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Sarah Palin Action Figure Comes In Three Styles, Including Teen Tramp!

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Obama Says McCain's Changes Are A Pig In Lipstick. McCain Squeals Loudly!

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Japanese Professor Claims North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died, Represented Now By Clever Doubles

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HUGE Anti-War Protest Rally Draws Crowd Of 50

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This Has To Be One Of The Funniest Political Parodies I Have Seen, But Then Again, I AM Easily Amused.

Republican Commentators Caught On Tape Ridiculing Vice Presidential Choice.

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