Thieves in Mexico looted a 'condom-mobile' and stole 5,000 condoms, 800 HIV tests, and a 23 foot inflatable condom! Now that's ambitious. Read the story here.
Yes, 'The Testicle Cookbook' is now available, in case you have been seeking guidance. They lost me at "wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minute." Read the story here. Visit the e-book websote YUBU.com.
This woman was arrested for dressing in a cow suit and chasing neighborhood children, and peeing on the neighbor's porch. 'Udderly' ridiculous. Read the story here.
No, seriously. The clock will only show up to 9 trillion and change and the bailout will push U. S. debt over 11 trillion. And my damn electric bill is due and I am a little short. Read the story here.