University Dorm Student Sets Fire To Building. 'Student' Is 31 Years Old!

So I am like 31, and I want to go to school, and like sleep in a dorm. No, I am not troubled, there will be no fires. I promise. Read the story here.

British Teacher's Union Demands Right Have Sex With Students!

That's right, they think no teacher should be prosecuted for sleeping with a student over the age of 16. And what's next, 15? Dear Lord, don't let America's teachers find this out. Read the story here.

Drive Drunk, Hit Signs And Curbs, Cops Following, Go To School To Pick Up Kids.

Well, yeah, don't be late to pick up the kids, the wife will be so mad. What's with the pink mug shot, I do not know, was he THAT toasted? Read the story here.

Woman Brings Bat To School, Kids Touch It, Bat Rabid, Parents Too!

This woman bought a dead bat to school and let children touch it. See how soft he is kids? Oh, by the way kids, he has rabies, which can be spread through saliva. Don't worry though, the month long rabies treatment only costs $800 each and will be covered by the school's insurance. Read the story here.

28! Students Suspended. For Cooking Breakfast. Next Time, Just Smoke Pot In The Bathroom Kids! Make It Count.

I find it hard to believe that the kids realize "it was a foolish thing to do", unless of course they are referring to the knucklehead administrators suspending them. Read the story here.

Florida University Halts Sale Of Beer On Campus In The Morning, Finds It Could Lead To Drinking Before Class

South Florida University in Tampa has halted the sale of beer, as people may drink while working or before class. It was good for the week it lasted, beer at 11 A.M. As for alcohol consumed off-campus during the day, University Vice President says it's like "don't ask, don't tell". Now that's gay. Read the story here.