Lingerie Model Guilty Of Bribery Attempt Of Cop To Avoid Ticket.

She pulled $270 cash out of her bra to try and pay her ticket on the spot. Yeah right. How funny, good job Mr. cop! Read the story here.

In Another Innertube Story, This Man Robbed A Bank And Escaped Down The River, On An Inner Tube

And whoever would have thought that anything shaped like a donu would ever outrun any cop anywhere? Read the story here.

Denver Police Issue 'Funny' T-Shirts Commemorating The Possible Beating Of Democratic National Convention Protestors.

Now how's that for a bad idea, even if it seemed funny in the meeting. Click on the image fro a better view. A Denver detective says they have not received any complaints. Well now that 'The Odd Report' is on the case, you will. Read the story here.

Battery Charges For Farting On A Cop Are Dropped

To fart when a cop is arresting you is bad form, to fan it toward the cop just might be battery. Maybe not as charges are dropped and sop is expected to fully recover. Read the story here.

Woman Screams Help Me, Cops Kick In Door, Cockatoo Looks Like "What, Me? It Wasn't Me."

When the neighbors heard the woman screaming "HELP ME" over and over they called the cops. When nobody answered the door and the woman continued screaming "HELP ME", the cops kicked the door in. Then the cockatoo got quiet. Read the story here.

Police- "Do You Know Why We Are Here"? Woman- "Because Of What I Have Growing In My Backyard. My Marijuana Plants".

Police follow up anonymous tip and bust woman with 170 marijuana plants in her backyard. Sse claims ALL 170 plants are for her personal medical needs. Police arrest her and send pot off to the "state laboratory for testing", which also sounds a bit suspicious. Read the story here.

Rice Thieves Foiled By Trail Of Rice That Led Right To Their Home

These smart thieves stole bags of rice from a warehouse. Unknown to them one of the bags of rice had a hole in it and the local Sherlock Holmes wisely followed the rice trail right to their home. So Hansel and Gretal! Read the story here.

What To Do With 32 Small Bombs? Drop The Off At The Local Police Night Desk? Not.

So you find your son's friend has 32 small bombs designed to scare seals away from docks. They are like small sticks of dynamite. What to do? I know, arrive unannounced and leave them on the desk of the local police station. Read the story here.

Cops Told To Take Hands Out Of Pockets And Remove Facial Piercings

Norfolk, England just informed their cops that they should remain "polite and courteous", and to keep their hands out of their pockets. Also, fingernails are not to be painted "extreme colours", and no piercings shall be worn "through the nose, eyebrows, lips, (or) tongue". Even Miami Vice style "designer stubble" is over and done with. Now, about the crime, what are we going to do about the crime? Read the story here.

Gustav Bears Down On New Orleans. Worse, Blackwater Stormtroopers To Follow

As Gustav approaches the Gulf Coast the firm of Blackwater has issued a multi-state call for security forces to patrol New Orleans. All applicants must be firearm certified and those with "revolver-only status need not apply". Read up on Blackwater methods after Katrina and in Iraq and their many "accidents". Read the story here.