Sunday, October 12, 2008

Perhaps The Worst Website Ever. Enjoy!


'Accept Jesus, Forever Forgiven'. Well, how correct to say- "OH MY GOD"! This has to be one of the most puzzling, annoying, and badly designed websites ever. From the first moment of the screeching cat??? to the seizure inducing rainbow racing across the screen it's bad. Heap on some elevator straight to Hell music and you have a BAD website. Enjoy it here.


Maldives Islands, Heaven On Earth.


Maldives Islands, south of India and far off the beaten track, difficult and expensive to visit, turns out to be a Heaven on Earth. For more beautiful photos of the Maldives and much more visit Robot Nine.



Saturday, October 11, 2008

It's As Good A Time As Any To Celebrate George Bush's Last Days In Office With A Photo Collection


Yes, the glory days of the Royal Family Bush is coming to an end with George W. Bush. In celebration of his illustrious eight years in office as the leader of the free world, we offer this eclectic collection of some of our President's finest moments. Oh dear God, do I hear Neil Bush in the wings...












Hundreds Of Homeless Driven To Register And Vote In The Same Day By Obama Supporters









Yes, but can we be so sure they voted for Obama. I mean, really, once in the booth they may have considered Palin's scary religiosity, McCain's recent faith in our strong economy, and the Republicans sure belief that if we pave the way for the rich and corporate America, it will all trickle right down to the street! Throw in Bush's God inspired hatred of science and surely we have a McCain vote. Surely? Read the story here.


'That One', Hilarious Video About President Barack Obama





Thursday, October 9, 2008

Woman Sits On Toilet For A Month, Has To Have Toilet Seat Surgically Removed!











Surely I read this story wrong. So she has stayed in the bathroom for two years and her "boyfriend" did not find that odd? He finally called for help when she sat on the toilet for a month and her skin fused with the seat? Ick. Good God! That must have been a hell of a magazine she was reading! Or the worst Montezuma's revenge ever. Poor girl, read her sad tale here.


77 Year Old Granny Gets 14 Years For Cocaine Smuggling










Yeah, but with the leniant judicial system she will probably be out by the time she is 85. Read the story here.


Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Things Sarah Palin Refers To As "That One"











John McCain called Barack Obama "That One" in the debate and now we have a great list of 6 things that vice president candidate Sarah Palin also refers to as "That One". Also, don't miss the list of subjects Sarah Palin would be scared to encounter if she ever appeared on the game show Jeopardy. While here please make sure to cast your vote in our election poll in the reight sidebar. Read the lists here.


X-Rays You Do Not Want To Be The Subject Of










Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Creepy Robot Girl! I Will Wait For The Adult, Not Creepy Version.










Man, talk about a creepy little The Grudge robot, I will wait for the less Stepford child version. Call me when they are adult and not scary. Read the story and check out the video here.


Robot WOMAN! Now That's More Like It. Does She Come In Blonde?











Finally, the perfect companion. How much and how long to deliver? Does she have a volume control? Just kidding. No, really. With awesome scary cool video, read the story here.


Starbuck's- Every One Has A Sink Running All Day For NOTHING!








So your local Starbucks turns on the tap and let sit run, all day, non-stop- EVER! Times 10,000 Starbucks outlets. Every three minutes one faucet flows out enough to sustain one African person suffering a drought. What a green company. It's all to keep bacteria from growing in the trap and pipes, though NO expert agrees that this is needed. Ever heard of bleach? Read the story here and Starbuck's pathetic denial here, before heading off to check it out at your Starbucks, than grabbing a coffee at the gas station.


Sarah Palin On A Mavericky And Hilarious Blog






Sarah Palin on a daily blog, funny thoughts, images, ideas. Click here, then add to your favorites.






Woman Gets $200 Fine For Donating ONE Shoe To Homeless Shelter










Her giving nature led her to dump one shoe, half a shutter and a cabinet door in the parking lot of the homeless shelter. The judges giving nature called it littering and said give the city $200! Read the story here.