In Cambodia Rat Meat Prices Skyrocket To $1.50 Per Kilo. So Stop Griping About Gas Costs!

That's right, when your agriculture is not up to par and any chicken might be carrying Avian flu, rats start to look like Big Mac's running around the barn at night. And yes, they do eat rats in other parts of the world, among other adventorous offerings. Read the whole story here.

Quadriplegic Arrested For Filming Underage Girls In Shower.

So I don't know what's sicker, stupider or most amazing. This sick puppy should surely get the book thrown at him, but how in the world does a person who CANNOT move do this. He MUST have had some help, right Sherlock Holmes? And is this not a huge case of useless effort. I can only assume a man wants to see naked girls for sexual purposes and surely a QUADRIPLEGIC must have problems using this information, if you know what I mean. Read the story here.

Priest Counseling Couple Quits, Moves In With Wife, Gets Sued By Husband.

God, this is good. Better than a soap opera. That's what happens when a couple might be having problems with their sexual relationship, children, or marriage, and they seek advice from a man who has experienced none of these and bases his advice on an antiquated book about an angry God! Read the story here.

Denver Police Issue 'Funny' T-Shirts Commemorating The Possible Beating Of Democratic National Convention Protestors.

Now how's that for a bad idea, even if it seemed funny in the meeting. Click on the image fro a better view. A Denver detective says they have not received any complaints. Well now that 'The Odd Report' is on the case, you will. Read the story here.

Thieves Try To Sell Stolen Goods Back To The Owner

Maybe they should have gone into the kidnapping field instead? Read the stupid story here.

Shockingly Bad Weather Conditions In Antarctica. Put A Jacket On If You Run To The Car!

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Check out these rather harsh weather conditions in Antarctica, then when the winter comes, shut up!

Sarah Palin Gets Hit On By Pakistan President!

President Zardari complimented Palin on her beauty in a long, warm handshake, twice, all this and his wife Benazir Bhutto is barely cold after her recent assassination. Read the story here. See the pissed-off Pakastani newscasts here. Well, since Benazir was killed, Sarah is the hottest politician going.

Metal Plates Inside Luggage Sends Message To Those Always Smiling Airport Security Guards. Order Yours Today!

And for a real laugh, put a metal cutout in the shape of a pistol in Grandma's luggage. For years you all will laugh about her trip to Des Moines! Read the story here.

750 Gorillas Run Wild On Streets Of London, England!

It's like 'Planet of the Apes' with a jogging yuppie twist. Great fun, neat idea, read the story here or visit the website here.

Just Because You Die, Don't Think You Can Avoid That Final Cell Phone Bill

T-Mobile continued to send this woman's mother her cell phone bill despite several phone calls and a mailed death notice! When the deceased failed to pay they turned the bill over to a collection agency. No dropped calls, even in death. Read the story here.

Muslim Man Sues Employer, A Grocery Warehouse, Because He Has To Move Alcohol In Warehouse With A Forklift.

Muslim man sues his employer, a grocery chain, because the evil heathens insisted he use the forklift to move ALCOHOL around the warehouse. He claims they never told him he would have to do that when he was hired. Here's a great idea- get a new job! Read the whole stupid story here.

Woman Finds Dead Bat In Coffee Maker. Next Time Order Decaf, Debat.

So late that night when she cleaned the coffee filter, there was the dead bat. I once made tea with the coffee grounds still in the maker, and my girlfriend liked the taste. Toffee? Cea? Read the story here.

Couple Can't Spare Time To Bring Child Home, Brings Child To Do Drug Deal

The time constraints of being a good drug dealer. Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do, even if it means bringing your child to sell Ecstasy tabs. And who ever would have suspected such from such an attractive young couple. Strangely, not in Florida? Read the story here.

Out On Bail, But Not For Long

Conrad Baum

Hillsborough County, Florida (Of Course)

Attempted Murder

"Out On Bail", Not For Long

Battery Charges For Farting On A Cop Are Dropped

To fart when a cop is arresting you is bad form, to fan it toward the cop just might be battery. Maybe not as charges are dropped and sop is expected to fully recover. Read the story here.