Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Gum Art Of Artist Jamie Marracchini. Sweet, Sticky, Long Lasting. Just Like Double Bubble And Picasso.













'Bish Bam Boe'
by Jamie Marracchini
Gum Art- 2672 Pieces

Artist Jamie Marraccini makes art that will surely 'stick' around, art made entirely of gum. Interesting and popular, he has been featured in numerous news articles and magazines. Now you can see Jamie's art here.


This Has To Be One Of The Funniest Political Parodies I Have Seen, But Then Again, I AM Easily Amused.





Republican Commentators Caught On Tape Ridiculing Vice Presidential Choice.




When the camera cut to commercials Republican talking heads Mike Murphy and Peggy Noonan forget the mikes are live and express their TRUE feelings on choosing Sarah Palin for the Vice Presidential slot.


Mug Shot- Robert Marcum. Can You Guess What The Charge Was?


Robert Marcum, Florida. Of Course.
Arrested for arson.
Now I am not one to be soft on crime, but shouldn't this guy be at the hospital?


Advertising Executive Accidently E-Mails Entire Company Memo On Impending Layoffs.











Executive memo accidentally sent to all employees details impending layoffs, including how to let people go and what to tell remaining staff. Second memo- All employees are instructed to ignore first memo, or risk termination? Read the story here.





Custom's Inspector Opens A Box Labled 'Personal Clothing" And Wishes He Hadn't.









Opening the box labled 'personal clothes' (as opposed to professional clothes? or community clothes?), the custom's inspector found about 300 spiders and scorpions! That bites. Read the story here.


Speaking Of Spiders, A 50 Foot Spider Has Invaded Liverpool!












Part of an art project, this HUGE 50 foot mechanical spider is designed to crawl around, over, and whereever it pleases in Liverpool. They are probably wishing the artists would do something cute and nice, like the Jesus with an erection statue. Read the story here.


Sarah Palin Nude Or Internet Scam? I Vote For "B", But Like A Train Wreck, How Can I Not Look?









Is this really a photograph of Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin in the buff, or as some bloggers have speculated, Julia Louis-Dreyfus of Seinfeld fame? After long and careful consideration, 'The Odd Report' Board of Directors have concluded that it is irrelevant, as Sarah Palin is hotter at age 44 with clothes than at 21 nude! Of course, hotness is how we all decide on the leaders of the free world, so all is good. See the photo here.




Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Does The Bar Below Your Apartment Window Keep You Up At Night. Let Them Know With A Stream Of Abuse. A Urine Stream Of Abuse.










When the fancy new bar opened and the noise pissed off numerous residents in the apartments above them, one anonymous resident let them have a stram of abuse, taking a leak several times on their glass roof. Read the story here.


Ohio Teen Shot To Death While Egging Cars.









Sure it seemed like a fun prank at the time, but this teen was shot to death while egging cars. It's the second time a teen in Ohio has been shot to death for egging since 2006. Is there version of egging a bit more extreme than I am aware of, or is it Ohio drivers are a bit hot-tempered? Read the story here.


Egyptian Lawmaker Accused Of Paying Two Million Dollars To Have Lebanese "American Idol" Winner Beheaded.











The bad news is she was found beheaded. The worse news is that she was really hot! Worst of all Justin Guarini and Clay Aiken still walk around safe and sound? Read the story here.


Florida man breaks into home to make coffee. Hey, I know how much you sometimes want a cup.










Florida Man breaks into home and makes some coffee, figures it will be a good place "to dry off and rest". Homeowner disagrees, making it a very expensive cup of coffee. Read the story here.


Statue Of Jesus With Erection Causes Outrage. Meanwhile, Indians Are Waiting On A Roof To Be Rescued From A Flood









Artist Terence Koh has once again agitated the world with his art, this time a sculpture of Jesus with an erection. Seems an easy path to art fame- pick a religious icon and put them into an offensive work. Meanwhile Christians everywhere ignore 1.2 million Indians not being rescued in a flood. See story below. Read about the artwork here.


India Has Massive Flooding, Rescuing 1.2 Million Homeless 'Katrina Style". Meaning Not.










Huge floods in India have killed dozens and left an astounding 1.2 million homeless, like the U.S. hurricane Katrina on steroids. India is emulatiing the U.S. and rescuing the people 'Katrina style', which means leaving them on a roof for like... ever. Read the story here.


Monday, September 1, 2008

Next Time I Go In I'll Get Fast Service. Spit In My Food Maybe, But Fast Service.




You Know At Some Point You Wish You Had The Creativity AND Guts To Do This!